Two Jews Walk into a Bar

Hundreds of people have flocked to JxJ’s short film pub crawl in recent years, and we didn’t want to let a little pandemic get in the way of the momentum. So, 2 Jews Walk Into A Bar lives on, just virtually.

Here’s how that works:

Three great bars—spread between Falls Church, Rockville, and DC—are having their mixologists craft specialty cocktails in honor of the event. Everyone who signs up for the Two Jews Walk into a Bar program will receive an ingredients list for the cocktails, and the professional bartenders will record instructional videos, teaching you how to make the perfect tipple.

Then, just sit back, sipping on your boozy creations, while enjoying the whimsical, fun, and spirited collection of short films in the Till Life Do Us Part collection. Purchase your cocktails ingredients in advance at Schneider’s of Capitol Hill.

Pro-tip: Sign up with your friends, pick a time you can all watch the program simultaneously, and then video chat in between the shorts. And voila, you’ve just created a personalized happy hour, complete with the best in Jewish short film entertainment!


The Drinks:

Going on a Bender
2 oz Ginger Simple Syrup
2 oz of Oozo
4 Limes muddled
2 oz of Club Soda
2 Mint Sprigs
2 oz spirit of your choice
1 oz Earl Grey Vanilla Syrup
1 oz Fresh Lemon Juice
Lemon peel garnish
Pozez Punch
1-2 oz of Dark Rum
1-2 oz of Passion Fruit Rum
5-6 oz Pineapple Juice
2-3 oz Cranberry Juice
Pineapple for garnish


Featured films: 99, Backbeat, He’s That Guy, Marriage Material, Sweater, Touchand Wife Me.

Beverage partners: Clare and Don’s Beach Shack, Botanero, and Pratt Standard.



Order your ingredients in advance from Schneider’s of Capitol Hill.



Film rentals are $11 per household ($9.50 for the film and $1.50 additional platform fee). All programs are accessible through Eventive, JxJ’s virtual cinema platform. For unlimited access to all JxJ Festival events, purchase a JxJ All Access Pass ($90 with no additional fees).


Watch on Eventive


Order Cocktail Ingredients